The SOLD Now Anthem
Now playing everywhere. Mostly your garage. Occasionally the post office line, if you hum it loud enough.
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The credits nobody reads (but you should)
Every great record has a story. This one involves a lot of bubble wrap.
- Recorded at
- A garage full of unlisted inventory
- Mixed
- Between two estate sales
- Mastering desk
- A $3 yard-sale folding table (OBO)
- Percussion
- A tape gun, sealing 40 boxes
- Backing vocals
- The label printer
- Runtime
- Shorter than your listing backlog
- Special thanks
- Every buyer who asked “is this still available?”
- No thanks
- Lowballers. You know what you did.
What does it all mean?
Deep lyrics deserve deep analysis. Tap any line to read the artist's intent.
Verse 1[First lyric line goes here]
Artist's noteHere the artist confronts the pain of pricing a mug at $4 and wondering if it's worth $6.
Verse 1[Second lyric line goes here]
Artist's noteA quiet nod to the 11 PM listing session. Critics call it “painfully relatable.”
Chorus[Chorus line goes here]
Artist's noteScholars agree this is the moment the inventory finally gets organized. Many listeners report crying.
Bridge[Bridge line goes here]
Artist's noteInspired by a real buyer who offered $2 on a $40 item “because it's used.”
Outro[Final line goes here]
Artist's noteThe item sold. Cross-listings delisted themselves. The garage had one more square foot of floor. Fin.
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An award-winning* anthem
*Awards were given by us, to us, at a ceremony held in the break room.
Best Song About Cross-Listing
2026 · Only nominee in the category
Most Hummed While Printing Labels
Voted on by one very tired shipping station
Platinum**
**Certified by the songwriter's mom
Critics are… saying things
Unsolicited and entirely made up, as you'll see.
“Every time a label prints, this song starts playing in my head. I've accepted it.”
“They sang it at me through the door while I delivered 14 packages. Great song. Please stop.”
“Leaves the room every time the chorus hits. One star off for volume.”
“Is this still available?”
Encore: sell like the song says
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